||[Mar. 17th, 2005|08:30 am]
Ok People. There are more interesting things you can say when someone gives you food than 'thank you'. Here is some examples:|
"Are you having a good shift?"
"Yes thanks. I just kocked a soda glass off the hanging rack, smashed a coffee that was in the process, slit my trousers, and made a lovely, bleeding, deep gash in my leg. So now I'm wearing a tea towl wrapped around to stop the bleeding so I can finish my shift instead of going home to Mummy. Even though for the rest of the shift my leg will feel like it's about to drop off. Can't complain."
"You haven't forgotten about my open grill have you?"
"No ma'am it's in line with alllll the other orders."
"Do you work here often?"
"Yes, almost every day this week. But that is going to change so I can have a life again."
"Do I have to order at the counter? I have money you know."
"Yes ma'am, even people with money have to get up off their ass at some point in the day."
"Thanks, I'd like a napkin please. Could you pour me half a glass of water?"
"Yes of course I'll get you a napkin. The water jug is over THERE. And even though you probably have enough money to get a botox injection before you come in here, I'm sure you didn't, so you could at least TRY to smile. Just once."
Why Do ppl with money think they can boss people around who don't. We have millionairs come in and one old lady... She was married to this BORING OLD American and I put their meals down..."Can we have napkins please (they were in my hand)" "I'd like a fork please" Can you take these dishes?" "And we'd like two more SKINNY flat whites to have with our meal" And we had a fully house. I told the gay coffee guy ben and then she proceeds to get up and complain that she couldn't enjoy her coffee unless she had it with her sandwhiches. When I give them to her before other ppl got their stuff they ordered first, she had the ass to say, "You're busy today aren't u?" Then as she's going out she give my boss a lecture on how it was 'wonderful DARLING' but she needs to stop working and get other ppl to do it...etc etc.
Hmm. That's about it from now.
Make of it what you will.